The Extent Of My Pro Bowl Coverage

Well, the 2011 Pro Bowl has come and gone, leaving me with one lingering question. What the hell was that? Here is a short list of things I'd rather do, in retrospect, than watch the Pro Bowl.

-Watch golf

-Pick my nose
-Clean my refrigerator
-Make a paper doll
-Light my feet on fire
-Take dancing lessons
-Go to work
-Give away $1,000 to the first person I see on the street